Michael Jackson is Alive!

Or at least that’s the theory that’s probably going to start going around a la Elvis Presley. They’ll probably say things like “He just got tired of being a celebrity and faked his death to live the rest of his life quietly”. Expect at least several people by the end of this year claiming to spot him somewhere, most likely in widely disparate locations that have no connection to each other whatsoever.

Expect the internet to help fuel the conspiracy theorists, since they’ll be able to quickly disperse information amongst each other.

Starting in 5…4…3…2…1…


1 Response to “Michael Jackson is Alive!”

  1. 1 Mrs. F. June 29, 2009 at 8:40 am

    I thought I was the only one who thought that way. I figure that MJ sitings have already started. Can’t wait to see where her turns up!

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